It's been a while...[Question] [Fact]

Just over a month; and joy has it been a good one! Time to fill you in. I have some ideas, some strange facts and...Down-left-stupidious things to say.

Firstly; I would like to propose a question for you... Why don't toilet lids have handles? Surely this would make sense as it would be easier to pull it up..? It doesn't have to be a sticky out one, it can always be two carved out bits of oblong, to make a rectangle about 10 cms in, for you to wrap your hand around. Now, this latter idea may have a problem with little splashes from, opening the whirl pool, and lazy drunkards may decide to "aim through" it. But, why can't the toilet be fun?

Secondly; I appear to have forgotten the rest, and I didn't write them down. So, here is an interesting fact! Tropical storms in Australia are known as...Wait for it... [Willy Willies]. Yes! Geography is officially an immature A-level. Yay!

Thirdly; I have remembered a bit of pointless information for you. Something you know you really want to know, because I never smile and you need telling about my teeth. Well, apart from my bottom ones being as straight as stone henge, there is good news. I have good teeth! Only a few small minor problems, but...Nothing a bit of brushing can't fix. So remember to brush regularly, and eat chocolate more often. Chocolate is healthy to some extent! It has calcium in it. [Yum yum yum].

I'm going to depart from this station. Expect a blog soon, if anyone cares.
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