It has come to me, like an advancing cyclone...[Idea]

T'other day I was in Geography, yeh?, and we were talking 'bout BIG tropcial cyclones and storms. Now, one of the reasons and conditions they need to form was "all wind at all levels must be blowing the same way". Which means, in the northern hemisphere they must all be blowing anti-clockwise and in the southern hemisphere, clockwise. Upon this note, Mark, had the genious idea of how to STOP cyclones forming, and save millions of poor LEDC people in the Phillipines, Bangladesh, etc...

Now, the idea is not easily possible, but it did bring humour to ol'e Mr. MacDonald (who for the records, is NOT a teacher). All we need to do is, mass produce some wind tunnel fans (because they can blow at over 170km/h I think) and line them up in the sea. Now, when a cyclone is coming, we just turn them on and it will take out one layer of air if we get them blowing fast enough. This means the natural disaster will be averted and human kind given a second chance.
This plan failing we could just build a big brick wall that acts as a barrier, or not build there. Although, there are reasons for us to live there.
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